>> STRANGE AS THEY SEEM…THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked them out on Snopes
>> They're for real!
>>
>> AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
>>
>> 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
>> ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
>>
>> 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
>> USING THE SINK.
>>
>> 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
>> FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER
>> TO USE A TIMER.
>>
>> 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU
>> FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
>> BUTTON.
>>
>> 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN
>> YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
>>
>> 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
>> DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES,
>> USE THE DUCT TAPE.
>>
>> 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
>>
>> DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
>> ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
>> STAIRS.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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