Heres one for My old mate Bluey

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Alan Mclennan
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Heres one for My old mate Bluey

Post by Alan Mclennan »

this could of been the SS5 song!

Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Heres one for My old mate Bluey

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one of my FAVS !

and if you liked that...... you'll love this


sung to the tune of Red Solo Cup

Now a red Slick truck is the best transportation
For going to SlickStock on a little vacation
And you, sir, do not have an education
If you prefer driving a chebby

A red Slick truck is old & rusty
And 50 years old they are still quite trusty
even though the cab smells a bit musty
Chev-ro-lay can kiss my ass. Woo!

Red Slick truck, I drive you up
Let's go to KC , lets go to KC
I love you red Slick truck, I drive you up
Proceed to SlickStock, proceed to SlickStock !

Now I really love how you're easy to start
But I really hate how its hard to find parts
these chinese Re-pops dont fit quite right
Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit i get lots of attention
driving on interstate , going to a convention
people passing by get some agrivation
of me , driving so slow

Red Slick truck, I drive you up
Let's go to KC , lets go to KC
I love you red Slick truck, I drive you up
Proceed to SlickStock, proceed to SlickStock !

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fellow
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom

Red Slick truck, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say:

"Red Slick truck, you're not just a truck. (No, no, God no!)
You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
Thank you for being my friend."

Red Slick truck, I drive you up
Let's go to KC , lets go to KC
I love you red Slick truck, I drive you up
Proceed to SlickStock, proceed to SlickStock !

Now a red Slick truck is the best transportation
For going to SlickStock on a little vacation
And you, sir, do not have an education
If you prefer driving a chebby

A red Slick truck is old & rusty
And 50 years old they are still quite trusty
even though the cab smells a bit musty
Chev-ro-lay can kiss my ass. Woo!

Red Slick truck, I drive you up
Let's go to KC , lets go to KC
I love you red Slick truck, I drive you up
Proceed to SlickStock, proceed to SlickStock !

Now I really love how you're easy to start
But I really hate how its hard to find parts
these chinese Re-pops dont fit quite right
Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit i get lots of attention
driving on interstate , going to a convention
people passing by get some agrivation
of me , driving so slow

Red Slick truck, I drive you up
Let's go to KC , lets go to KC
I love you red Slick truck, I drive you up
Proceed to SlickStock, proceed to SlickStock !

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this fellow
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom

Red Slick truck, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say:

"Red Slick truck, you're not just a truck. (No, no, God no!)
You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
Thank you for being my friend."

Red Slick truck, I drive you up
Let's go to KC , lets go to KC
I love you red Slick truck, I drive you up
Proceed to SlickStock, proceed to SlickStock !
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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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Pat, so what color is the new truck gonna be? :P
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Re: Heres one for My old mate Bluey

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i have red hair
i have red blood
i have red tractors & combines
i have read books with redheads in the center
i like red beer
the red green show is funny
when its dinner time i am ready

.... probably red :D
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Heres one for My old mate Bluey

Post by Toyz »

Well stated!
I used to be called Red, darned if I can tell (or remember) why these days :twisted: Don't know about the red beer, been told I still have the red neck.
I tended to follow the Rolling Stones proclamation all these years, Sure do like a certain red uni; and a red Falcon, though.
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Re: Heres one for My old mate Bluey

Post by foodstick »

I still laugh when I see those Song lyrics of Pats, I always picture him bumping along the field on a tractor, his mind just churning up a song, posts, and jokes ... and then racing in from his farming to post them that night. :)
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