old age optimism
Posted: March 23, 2013, 4:42 pm
Aging Optimist
"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH HANDS.
BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.
BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.
I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?
