Slick 60's

I`m reaching out on behalf of a friend of ours, who wishes to remain anonymous
He`s wife told him to go out and buy some of those pills that will help give him an erection
when he came back, he handed her some diet pills
ANYWAY! he`s looking for a place to live, can you help him out?!

That's the trouble with women

You try to please them.... And B O O M !

They get all mad for no reason

Couldn't he have taken a more HOLISTIC approach... and bout a paper bag or blindfold?