Ex Wife
Posted: July 12, 2013, 11:29 pm
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his street rods.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit playing with old cars.
Maybe you should sell your hot rods."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“****
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his street rods.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit playing with old cars.
Maybe you should sell your hot rods."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“****
