Truck wreck at SlickStock
Posted: September 6, 2013, 4:39 pm
A Kansas farmer and a Candian get into a car accident at SlickStock. They both get out of their Trucks and stumble over to the side of the road. The Canadian looks at the smashed Trucks and says, "ah crap! What a wreck, what a wreck, you know!"
The farmer asks him, "Are you all right, Canuck ?"
The Canadian responds, "Just a little shaken."
The Farmer pulls a flask of whiskey from his overalls and says, "Here, drink some of this. It will calm your nerves." The Canadian takes a swig and shakes his head ruefully, still looking at the Trucks. They are severely damaged. "Oh, but this will be sooo expensive! you know" he says.
"Yeah, well, it's just money, buddy. Have another swig; in fact you can drink the whole bottle if you like."
The Canadian nods and drinks most of the bottle, never taking his eyes off the broken Trucks. Then he turns to the farmer and says, "What are we going to tell the police?"
"Well," the farmer says, "I don't know what you're going to be telling them. But I'll be telling them im not the one that was drinking.......
The farmer asks him, "Are you all right, Canuck ?"
The Canadian responds, "Just a little shaken."
The Farmer pulls a flask of whiskey from his overalls and says, "Here, drink some of this. It will calm your nerves." The Canadian takes a swig and shakes his head ruefully, still looking at the Trucks. They are severely damaged. "Oh, but this will be sooo expensive! you know" he says.
"Yeah, well, it's just money, buddy. Have another swig; in fact you can drink the whole bottle if you like."
The Canadian nods and drinks most of the bottle, never taking his eyes off the broken Trucks. Then he turns to the farmer and says, "What are we going to tell the police?"
"Well," the farmer says, "I don't know what you're going to be telling them. But I'll be telling them im not the one that was drinking.......