Too fast
Posted: December 24, 2019, 12:11 am
Cop hidden behind a sign
Slick truck goes by about 80mph
Cop Chases after him & pulls him over
Cop says "nice truck son...do you know how fast you were going ?"
Yea..... over the speed limit"
"What year is this truck ?"
It's a 1965....
"What's your name son?"
D..D...D..Dav...Dav...David
"Do you have a stutter son ?"
No sir... but my dad does , and the guy that
Filled out my birth certificate was a jerk
Slick truck goes by about 80mph
Cop Chases after him & pulls him over
Cop says "nice truck son...do you know how fast you were going ?"
Yea..... over the speed limit"
"What year is this truck ?"
It's a 1965....
"What's your name son?"
D..D...D..Dav...Dav...David
"Do you have a stutter son ?"
No sir... but my dad does , and the guy that
Filled out my birth certificate was a jerk
