Shoe size equals.....
Posted: January 4, 2020, 6:18 pm
A woman walks into a bar and sees a man with his feet up on a table, wearing the biggest pair of cowboy boots she's ever seen. She walks over and asks him if its true that a man's shoe size is proportional to the size of his "torque wrench". He says they should go to his place and find out. After some time has passed, the lady gets dressed, lays a $100 bill on his dresser, and heads for the door. The man says "I've never been paid that well for my services!" The woman turns around and says "Don't flatter yourself, buy the right size boots with it!"
