Slick election hopefully entertaining post
Posted: April 29, 2008, 2:01 am
I'm so sick of the canidates, Obama and the Radical Reverend, John the sleeper liberal McCain and Hillary. The real inconvenient truth is we are all screwed.
So I decided to come up with some canidates of my own for an election that really matters. What truck will be crowned The King of Slicks.
Like all elections your favorite canidate may not be in the running. Support the one you like the best.
The Canidates....
1961 F-100 Intergral Cab Bed Styleside Short Wheelbase Custom Cab Big Back Window. Uni for short. The long name denotes it's heritage of the early 60s much like it's political advisor, The 1962 Ford Tudor Galaxie XL 500 Victoria Club Coupe.
Uni is confident that it will be a shoe in for the King because after all it was the original flagship for the Slick Series.
Rumors about body tears, doors popping open under load and spilling interns on the roadway when they mashed the cigar lighter have been denied.
Canidate # 2 is the 1964 Styleside SWB F-100.
"Since I'm the media in this election I can twist the facts any way I like to push my canidate the 64 F-100"
The 64 represents all Slicks. It has the straight axle, Yblock, Iblock heritage of the early Slicks with the body perfection of the 65s-66s. You must love terrorists and hate the enviroment if you support any other than the 64.
Our final canidate is the 1965 SWB Styleside F-100.
The 65 is all about new. Its ground breaking. It knows that all Fords to follow are basically 65s with different sheet metal. Because its so inovative it alienates itself from the early Slicks. Actually the 65 is a little over qualified. It's really more suited to be the King of all post WWII Fords Trucks
Oh I almost forgot the 62 Econoline Pickup is running for the Green Party.
What about the ones who did not run.
F-250s and larger were too busy working and earning a living for someone.
4x4s were too busy having fun.
Stepsides were busy at the drive in burger joint showng the F-1s and 56 F-100s their new primer paint jobs and wide white wall tires.
The wrong beds sit back with satisfaction knowing that none of the others would be around if it was not for their parts.
The 66s were too busy admiring themselves in the mirror.
Last but not least the F-100 XL is about to anounce it's canidacy. For...... The President of the United States.
So I decided to come up with some canidates of my own for an election that really matters. What truck will be crowned The King of Slicks.
Like all elections your favorite canidate may not be in the running. Support the one you like the best.
The Canidates....
1961 F-100 Intergral Cab Bed Styleside Short Wheelbase Custom Cab Big Back Window. Uni for short. The long name denotes it's heritage of the early 60s much like it's political advisor, The 1962 Ford Tudor Galaxie XL 500 Victoria Club Coupe.
Uni is confident that it will be a shoe in for the King because after all it was the original flagship for the Slick Series.
Rumors about body tears, doors popping open under load and spilling interns on the roadway when they mashed the cigar lighter have been denied.
Canidate # 2 is the 1964 Styleside SWB F-100.
"Since I'm the media in this election I can twist the facts any way I like to push my canidate the 64 F-100"
The 64 represents all Slicks. It has the straight axle, Yblock, Iblock heritage of the early Slicks with the body perfection of the 65s-66s. You must love terrorists and hate the enviroment if you support any other than the 64.
Our final canidate is the 1965 SWB Styleside F-100.
The 65 is all about new. Its ground breaking. It knows that all Fords to follow are basically 65s with different sheet metal. Because its so inovative it alienates itself from the early Slicks. Actually the 65 is a little over qualified. It's really more suited to be the King of all post WWII Fords Trucks
Oh I almost forgot the 62 Econoline Pickup is running for the Green Party.
What about the ones who did not run.
F-250s and larger were too busy working and earning a living for someone.
4x4s were too busy having fun.
Stepsides were busy at the drive in burger joint showng the F-1s and 56 F-100s their new primer paint jobs and wide white wall tires.
The wrong beds sit back with satisfaction knowing that none of the others would be around if it was not for their parts.
The 66s were too busy admiring themselves in the mirror.
Last but not least the F-100 XL is about to anounce it's canidacy. For...... The President of the United States.
