The Vampire bat

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » February 22, 2012, 11:26 pm

A vampire bat came in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to pee off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in..

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f******g didn't."

pikupmn · Post by **pikupmn** » February 23, 2012, 2:58 pm

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » February 24, 2012, 8:34 pm

your really going out on a LIMB , with a joke like that....

F7BIGJOB · Post by **F7BIGJOB** » February 25, 2012, 3:54 pm

FANGS alot, Alan

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » February 26, 2012, 10:14 pm

slick4x4 wrote:your really going out on a LIMB , with a joke like that....

Pat, you`ve really got me stumped with that!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » February 26, 2012, 11:23 pm

Im just gonna leaf this one alone

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » February 27, 2012, 8:24 pm

slick4x4 wrote:Im just gonna leaf this one alone

yeah!...................well up your hole with a Mello roll!

sorry there is no vision!

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