A new inmate is being shown around the prison grounds by a trustee. As they walk through the recreation area the new con sees some volleyball nets. “You like volleyball?” the trustee asks. “Sure” answers the new guy. “Then you’re going to love Mondays. We play volleyball all day on Mondays.”
As they pass by an old brick building, the new con ask what is inside. “Bowling” replied the trustee. “Do you like to bowl?” “Why, yes” said the new con. “Oh, then you’re gonna love Tuesdays as its bowling night on Tuesdays”.
A little further on they pass four softball diamonds, and the trustee asks if he likes playing softball. “I sure do.” he replies. “Then you’re going to love Wednesdays. It’s softball all day long on Wednesdays.”
After they see the ballfields, the new con sees another building, but his one is newer made out of sheetmetal. So he asks again about the interior. The trustee replies, “That’s the new pool hall, do like to shoot pool?” “All the time” boasted the new con. “Thursday is our weekly pool tournament night, so you should like Thursdays.” Added the trustee.
Next are several basketball courts, where the trustee asks if he plays, and the new guy answers that he’s pretty good at basketball. “Then you’re going to love Fridays. There are pick-up games all day on Fridays.”
Feeling a little better about things, the new con starts to think doing his time may not be too bad.
Just then the trustee stops, looks at the new guy and says “By the way, do you like being repeatedly sodomized by large, angry men?” Horrified, the new guy says “Of course not!”
“Oooh, that’s too bad.” replies the trustee “Then you’re really going to hate weekends.”
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