Another old guy looking for his wife while shopping

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Obsa
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Another old guy looking for his wife while shopping

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An older gentleman was wandering around the store as if he was looking for something. A younger guy stopped and asked if he could help. The old guy says, "yes, I'm looking for my wife". The younger one says, "Well, I'm looking for my wife too." The gentleman asks, "Well, I can help, what does she look like?" The guy says, "well, shes 24, 5'6", 128 pounds, long blond hair, blue eyes, is wearing pink hot pants. She has big boobs, a halter top and no bra." The guy then asks, "What does your wife look like?'

The old guys says, "To hell with that, lets go look for yours!"
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