Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,
so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey," said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way, doc!" replied Wiremu. "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner, he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said, "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin, doc?" asked Wiremu, hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu," said the Kiwi doctor, "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu. "Those Aussie b * s wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
cussy bro kiwi
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cussy bro kiwi
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am i the only one that doesnt understand this ?
( not sure what test tickets are..... )
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
that ones NOT in the Aussie crossover list.
I guess it's funny !
I guess it's funny !
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In the other English speaking world!, when two teams from different Nations play a sport,( what you would call a world series game except the USA is the only team playing!) we call it a "Test Match" and Wiremu had tickets to the game, thus being " Test Tickets!", so his main concern was he was going to loss his Tickets to the Game but wasn't worried about losing his Nuts!. He would of probably had sex bobs worth of Fesh und chups at the game also ey Bro!!, and did the haka!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXmk4tVoSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXmk4tVoSE
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