The Candy With The Little Hole

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Subject: FW: The Candy With The Little Hole


This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.

One day a teacher brought several rolls of lifesaves with her to share with her kindergarten class.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ............... Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up, eyes wide and in complete horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room.













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