More golf course mayhem

[Alan Mclennan]

A patient in the emergency room at the local hospital, was asked how he received his head injuries, He said he and some friends were playing a round of golf and were teeing off, on the first hole, when he sliced his shot! and the ball landed in a cow paddock. At the same time, a group of women were hitting off from the 10th on the back nine, when one of them hooked her shot, landing it in the same cow paddock as me.
Well he said !, there we both are slashing at the long grass with our clubs, looking for our balls! when I noticed a hint of white in the bum of one of the cows. I walked over to see what it was!, and sure enough there is a golf ball lodged in it`s bum!, right away I knew it wasn`t mine as I was playing with a HOTDOT 9 and it was a DDH5, so I raised the cows tail with my club and yelled to the lady, " does this look like yours!" and that's all I can remember!