the art of lying to the kids

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » November 15, 2010, 12:46 am

The art of lying to the kids

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quick bout of love making' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a root!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know that?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'!!!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » November 15, 2010, 8:10 am

that joke made me SNICKER

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » November 16, 2010, 12:46 am

and if they have another kid they can name it Baby Ruth.

Post by **Casey 65** » November 16, 2010, 1:27 pm

Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...
Keep this up and you will be back in Rehab before you know it...

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » November 16, 2010, 5:01 pm

Casey 65 wrote:Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...

well i cant be all THREE MUSKETEERS

Post by **Casey 65** » November 16, 2010, 8:54 pm

Patrick...Patrick...Patrick...
You are on thin ice, you will be back in Rehab before you know it...

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » November 16, 2010, 10:47 pm

What in the name of Pollywaffle are you talking about?

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » November 16, 2010, 11:05 pm

huh ? you dont get these puns Alan ?
if this was a game.... i would say you dropped the ball

then we could call you Butterfingers