FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

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FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over
by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop...
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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