AP wire service Alberta:
A half-naked man was reported running through the streets of Lethbridge, Alberta, today in his underwear, his wife in hot persuit with a rolling pin,

after it was reported that the man went crazy and bought a mid-life crisis car.
The Brickin he bought was made in the Banana Republic of Canada for 3 years before it went bankrupt, losing $25,000,000 forthe Province of New Brunswick for their part in the manufacturing of the Brickin SV-1. Of the approximately 2900 manufactured in 1974, 1975 and 1976, almost 1500 are known to exist.
The man was last seen hiding in a dumpster behind a 7-11. His father, a long time antique car afficiando, when asked for comment, only said "HE BOUGHT WHATTT!!!!???"
News at 11
