A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red pedal car with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet. The pedal was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fireman walked over to take a closer look.
"That's is a nice fire engine," he said with admiration.
"Thank you," the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the pedal car to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little girl," the fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your appliance, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's Collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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very nice, seldom see firefighter jokes with some cute animal cruelty in them ! hahahahh
wrong so WRONG !
wrong so WRONG !
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As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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Sorry Obsa, you have not been around my sense of humor firsthand, I liked the joke 
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No problem I have had plenty of experience with my own misunderstood humor. Like an old sig line I had, "I was born redheaded and left handed and things went downhill from there!" 
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.