Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a REDNECK if...."

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » April 19, 2009, 8:55 am

....your idea of bodywork consists of using either duct-tape, twine, or a bungee-cord.

....you have a rag for a gas cap.

....the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it..

....you've painted a truck with house paint.

....your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

....you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."

....you mark the Auto Trader with a highlite pen.

....the taillight covers of your truck are made of red tape.

....you've been to a funeral and there were more pickups than cars.

....taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

....your pickup has a two-tone paint job---primer red and primer gray.

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Post by **Greg D** » April 19, 2009, 10:17 am

If your pickup truck is older than your wife..............

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » April 20, 2009, 12:09 am

If you have 4 slicks in the driveway and none run and 1 in the back yard for spares.