A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was examining them.
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
Comments made to proctologist
Comments made to proctologist
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Back in the first half of the 80s I was a Firefighter/EMT. The Dept. had us taking physicals and sent each engine Company while on duty. I had to go in right before the Driver/Engineer. When the Dr. was doing that part of the physical I told him "When you get to this point in the physical with Mr. Couey (the Driver) tell him I said hello". The Dr. must have done it because when the Driver came out he had fire in his eyes looked at me and said " I will get even".
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.