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3 couples wanting to join the church

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3 couples were wanting to join the church A retired couple, a middle age couple and newlyweds.they went to the pastor and took the required classes. After the last meeting he told them the final test was to abstain from sex for 30 days and sent them on their way. At the end of the 30 Days he met with all three couples. He asked the retired couple first how they did and they said it was no problem, he shook their hand and welcomed them to the church and moved on to the middle aged couple and asked them how they did, they said the last week was a little nerve wracking but they made it so the pastor shook their hands and welcomed them to the church and moved on to the newlyweds and asked them how they did, as they were hanging their heads they said they made it through the first 2 weeks but one day the husband walked up behind the wife as she dropped a loaf of bread and he could not contain himself, they tore their clothes off and made passionate love for an hour, the Pastor told them he was sorry but he could not let them in the church and the husband said that was ok because ater that episode they would not let them back in the grocery store either.
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Re: 3 couples wanting to join the church

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That's the best punch line I have heard in a long time....
"For an hour"
Be aaa Haaaa Haaaa :clap:
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Re: 3 couples wanting to join the church

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rewmember Pat, they were young
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Re: 3 couples wanting to join the church

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Well yea.....
But who can get done that quick ?.
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: 3 couples wanting to join the church

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :D :D :D :) :) :clap: :clap: @ Pat
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