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Obsa
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Irish wisdom

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An old Irishman was asked,

"At your ripe old age, which would you prefer to get – Parkinson’s or Alzheimer's?"

The Irishman replied, "Bejesus, definitely Parkinson’s!

Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!"
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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Alan Mclennan
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Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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