And today's winner is.... well nobody kinda.
Roger wins for the "Closest Diagnoses" though. His comment about "heavy key rings" got me thinking as I recently added the remote entry/starter keychain FOB for my wife's car to my truck keyring, making it pretty heavy.
So I crawled under the dash and started looking for the pink wire. Sifting through the next of wires, I noticed a cloth wrapped one. Upon further noticed I noticed some fraying on the cloth where it was resting on the top of the emergency brake lever. Upon further notice that fraying was more like a rough cut directly through the cloth, through the pink insulation and through the silver stranded wire itself... sure as hell, the locking notches in the emergency brake lever had slowly sawed its way through the pink wire.
Pair of scissors, a quick 2 snips and twisting the wires together and she runs good as before. Hell even better with 8 new plugs in her

Always the simplest things isnt it?
Anyways, as ALWAYS a TREMENDOUSLY huge Thank You to all you guys and your incredible knowledge about these trucks. You have no idea how much a site like this, with such helpful, considerate and patient people means to a simple, ignorant guy like me.
Thanks again and again. If anyone is every in the Milwaukee area, drinks and diner are on me.
Just as an FYI, here's some pics of the girl you saved:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/f2images/s ... 802736952/ (some cool artsy photos my wife surprised me with)
http://picasaweb.google.com/potrzebowski/65FordF250# (random shots)